Darkfeline

Software Engineer • Cat Dad • Night Owl

Code in the shadows. Nap with the kittens.

Featured Projects

Neural Cat Classifier

ML model trained on 10k cat photos to detect mood (sleepy, angry, cuddly).

          >>> predict_cat_mood(image)
          → "Sleepy... but still judging you."
        

Auto-Litterbox Bot

IoT-powered litter box that logs usage and sends alerts via Telegram.

          if (litter_box.full()):
            send_alert("🐾 Time to clean!")
        

Cat API (REST)

Free REST API returning random cat facts, images, and memes.

          GET /api/cat/fact
          → "Cats have 32 muscles in each ear."
        

About Me

I'm a full-stack developer who spends more time debugging code than my cats do. When not writing TypeScript or optimizing Docker containers, you’ll find me playing with kittens, brewing coffee, or staring at the stars from my balcony.

“The best code is like a well-fed cat — silent, efficient, and always watching.”